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[Twitter] 2014.4.23
  • Akane: Yesterday, for the first time in my life, I seriously thought about killing a person. Or rather, I was about ready to go kill that person. I thought about killing them by tying them to the back of my car and dragging them around the streets of Tokyo, their corpse grating onto the pavement until it disappeared completely. But in the end it all turned into a laughable story. How nice. Stay calm~~~
  • Akane: I even called 110. I wanted them to be confined until I got to them. But instead, the police said the other person had already dropped a complain about me. So I thought, whatever I'll just go kill them. But, then I told myself, stay calm~~~ and it was over!
  • ---NOTE: 110 is the equivalent in Japan of 911.***
  • Akane: But for sure one day I'll kill that person. Stay calm~~~
  • Akane: Good morning.
[Twitter] Akane's favorite kanji (2014.4.18~19)
  • Akane: Akane's favorite kanji 【倍】 Meaning: twice as much; Abe; Prime Minister
  • Akane: Akane's favorite kanji 【露】 Meaning: to expose; Russia; Putin
  • Akane: Akane's favorite kanji 【宙】 Meaning: cosmos; everything that is real; Akane
  • Akane: Akane's favorite kanji 【虚】 Meaning: nihilism; useless; a past Akane that no longer exists
  • Akane: Akane's favorite kanji 【辞】 Meaning: dictionary; truth; Akane
  • Akane: Akane's favorite kanji 【長】 Meaning: long; leader; to the captain of the south korean ferry boat, please sink with your ship, don't abandon it, die
  • Akane: Akane's favorite kanji 【猫】 Meaning: cat; a beloved presence to Akane; madness
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Anonymous: whats it like to have sex wth a bandoman?

fuckyeahtanuki:

fuckyeahbangya:

It’s like having sex with a person.

You should try it some time.

Bandomen have particular traits uncommon in other human beings. Their dicks are microphones. Guitarists’ and bassists’ bodies have strings you pluck like a guitar to make them orgasm. You have to repeatedly hit drummers with sticks to make them cum (but oh their sense of rhythm!). Vocalists only cum if you stroke their egos constantly for at least five minutes without pause.

Oshare-kei bandomen cum glitter and dark VK bandomen’s cum is PURE BLACK DESPAIR. ZETSUBOUUUUUUU!

Also, all vocalists speak only in song lyrics during sex. It’s just a rule. They’re also only allowed to use their own song lyrics, so if they don’t write their own lyrics, they can communicate only through gestures. It’s very bizarre. I suspect wizardry.

lol this post is my favourite

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